The Monkey Song
Lyrics/Music: Bridget and the J-Boys
In the night time
I was fightin'
With my monkey
And I felt so alone
'Cause my monkey is gone
He brought me some nuts
That tasted like bananas
Apples and bananas
That grew in the garden
The Garden of Eden
And then he grew
As the monkey
In the garden
On top of on high
I bestow you
This ladle
Full of queso
(That means cheese!)
We are bilingual monkeys
We all live in harmony
When you need nuts
You can count on us
To be there
With bananas
To the monkey
The purple monkey
I proclaimed
I'm allergic to cheese
So I smacked him with a pine cone
Which he promptly ate
He pulled out a rusty chain-saw
A very rusty chain-saw
That came from the garden
The Garden of Eden
And then he flew
I should mention
I’m the angel
Of death from on high
I bestow you
This neck wound
Full of chiens
(That means dogs!)
We are trilingual monkeys
We all live in harmony
When you need nuts
You can count on us
To be there
With bananas