Bridget and the J-Boys
Lyrics/Music: Josh Hailpern
In a time long ago, in a galaxy far away
On a planet called Omicron Persei Triple X Fifty-eight
Is where our story starts — sit back and listen close my dear
The return to Oz pales in contrast to the horror victory you will hear
On the edge of this planet, teetering on the brink of certain doom
Came Jeremy super star boy from a genetically engineered womb
With a power so mystical not magical to oblivion he did call
Through the use of laser eyes, his saxophone brought peace to us all
Jer-e-my (J-Boy)
Jer-e-my (J-Boy)
Jer-e-my (J-Boy)
Jer-e-my (J-Boy)
The earth was running out of energy
So Jim was created to fill that need
Turned out to be, a robotic man
Gave him a head and 2 hands!
One day Jim ran into Jeremy
Their destiny was made to be
They got together, justice to be unfurled
Save the planet and score the girls
Jeremy and Jim (J-Boys)
Jeremy and Jim (J-Boys)
Jeremy and Jim (J-Boys)
Jeremy and Jim (J-Boys)
As part of an ancient Celtic race
Bridget had magic written all over her face
Her sole purpose is to protect this world
She is one bad mother (truck)in' mystical girl
She joined forces with these two brave lads
Together they would take on evil, and those who are bad
Her magic bongos made a perfect fit
With the saxophone of peace, and a piano that's the...
Jeremy and Jim (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Jeremy and Jim (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Jeremy and Jim (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Jeremy and Jim (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Only one piece was missing from this dynamic three
They asked Josh to join, he said "Wunderbar! I agree!"
Psychic powers abound, to heal and clothe the poor
Also can play guitar, with his mind and nothing more (and his fingers)
Jeremy, Jim, and Josh (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Jeremy, Jim, and Josh (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Jeremy, Jim, and Josh (Bridget and the J-Boys)
Jeremy, Jim, and Josh (Bridget and the J-Boys)